Donald Rumsfeld and the Underpants Gnomes

One of the most iconic South Park episodes (to me at least) is "Gnomes," the one that involves the Underpants Gnomes. The gnomes are most notorious for their business model which works something like this:
1. Collect underpants
2. ?
3. Profit!
No one in the entire gnome enterprise is able to explain step two. They steal underpants from Tweek and then something, and finally, profit! In light of the revelations about Donald Rumsfeld deploring any attempts at post-conflict planning, I present the Donald Rumsfeld democracy model:
1. Military invasion
2. ?
3. Democracy!
At least the gnomes tried to figure out what step two was...
Tags: Donald Rumsfeld, democracy, South Park, gnomes.