Don't Show This to The Roan

Metal is apparently good for you in certain situations! Moreover, bright children tend to resort to metal in times of stress. Even worse, the researchers who found this were working out of the University of Warwick! I am not making this up. (Clarification: The Roan is a notorious metalhead known to both Keith and me, Warwick is also the name of company that makes bass guitars often favoured by metal types.)

So, uhh, take two of these if you're stressed: